Bill Bryson Quotes

Bill Bryson is an American-British author, born in 1951. He wrote a number of books such as “A Short History of Nearly Everything” (2003), “Notes from a Small Island” (1995) and “The Mother Tongue” (1990).

This is a collection of quotes by Bill Bryson.

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"Oh, you will see plenty of Africa," Kentice assures me when we convene at the bar for a round of medicinal hydration. "We're going to show you lots of exotic things. Have you ever eaten camel?"
Bill Bryson
Source: Bill Bryson's African Diary

Altogether your private load of microbes weighs roughly three pounds, about the same as your brain.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Body

As Dr. John Maunder of the British Medical Entomology Centre has put it: "If you wash lousy clothing at low temperatures, all you get is cleaner lice."
Bill Bryson
Source: At Home

Before most people had ever tasted a potato, the Royal Society debated the practicality of making it a staple crop in Ireland (ironically, as a hedge against famine).
Bill Bryson
Source: Seeing further: the story of science & the Royal Society

Can there anywhere be a breed of people more irritating and imbecilic than disc jockeys?
Bill Bryson
Source: Lost Continent

Cornstarch is used in the manufacture of soda pop, chewing gum, ice cream, peanut butter, library paste, ketchup, automobile paint, embalming fluid, gunpowder, insecticides, deodorants, soap, potato chips, surgical dressings, nail polish, foot powder, salad dressing, and several hundred things more.
Bill Bryson
Source: At Home

Do you want zillions off your state taxes even at the risk of crippling education?
'Oh, yes!' the people cry.
Do you want TV that would make an imbecile weep?
'Yes, please!'
Shall we indulge ourselves with the greatest orgy of consumer spending that the world has ever known?
'Sounds neat! Let's go for it!'
Bill Bryson
Source: Lost Continent

Every once in a while you come across a farm or some dead little town where the liveliest thing is the flies.
Bill Bryson
Source: Lost Continent

Farming was independently invented at least seven times—in China, the Middle East, New Guinea, the Andes, the Amazon basin, Mexico, and West Africa.
Bill Bryson
Source: At Home

Great economic success doesn't produce national happiness. It produces Republicans and Switzerland.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Road to Little Dribbling: More Notes from a Small Island

I mused for a few moments on the question of which was worse, to lead a life so boring that you are easily enchanted or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored.
But then it occured to me that musing is a pointless waste of anyone's time, ...
Bill Bryson
Source: Lost Continent

I see litter as part of a long continuum of anti-social behaviour.
Bill Bryson

I'm not allowed a smartphone of my own because I would lose it.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Road to Little Dribbling: Adventures of an American in Britain

If you are truly stupid you not only do things stupidly but are in all likelihood too stupid to realize how stupidly you are doing them.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Road to Little Dribbling: Adventures of an American in Britain

If you think the only people you should have in your country are the people you produce yourselves, you are an idiot.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Road to Little Dribbling: Adventures of an American in Britain

If you took all the young men in southern England with those caps and that slouch and collected them all together in one room, you still wouldn't have enough IQ points to make a halfwit.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Road to Little Dribbling: Adventures of an American in Britain

Imagine Italian food without tomatoes, Greek food without eggplant, Thai and Indonesian foods without peanut sauce, curries without chilies, hamburgers without French fries or ketchup, African food without cassava.
Bill Bryson
Source: At Home
Effect of the distribution of new world crops

In Britain corn has meant any grain since the time of the Anglo-Saxons. It also came to signify any small round object, which explains the corns on your feet. Corned beef is so called because originally it was cured in kernels of salt. Because of the importance of maize in America, the word corn became attached to maize exclusively in the early eighteenth century.
Bill Bryson
Source: At Home

It was so quiet in there you could have heard a fly fart.
Bill Bryson
Source: Lost Continent

Out of the thirty thousand types of edible plants thought to exist on Earth, just eleven - corn, rice, wheat, potatoes, cassava, sorghum, millet, beans, barley, rye, and oats - account for 93 percent of all that humans eat, and every one of them was first cultivated by our Neolithic ancestors.
Bill Bryson
Source: At Home

The barmaid was friendly. She wore butterfly glasses and a beehive hairdo.
Bill Bryson
Source: Lost Continent

The day had been a complete washout. I had had no lunch, no life-giving infusions of coffee. It had been a day without pleasure or reward.
Bill Bryson
Source: Lost Continent

The difference between herbs and spices is that herbs come from the leafy part of plants and spices from the wood, seed, fruit, or other nonleafy part.
Bill Bryson
Source: At Home

The Dunning-Kruger Effect is essentially being too stupid to appreciate how stupid you are.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Road to Little Dribbling: Adventures of an American in Britain

The lepidopterist who records in her notebook that a butterfly is blue may not stop to consider that this is true only because the giant ball of nuclear fuel ninety-three million miles away happens to maintain a surface temperature just right for shedding certain wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation on the Earth; that the eyes of humans have evolved to be sensitive to those wavelengths; that the eye can discriminate slightly different wavelengths as colours; that one of those colours has, by cultural consensus, been defined as 'blue', and so on. Nevertheless, science benefits from the lepidopterist's note that the butterfly is blue.
Bill Bryson
Source: Seeing further: the story of science & the Royal Society


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