Evan Esar Quotes

Evan Esar was an American humorist who lived from 1899 to 1995.

This is a collection of quotes by Evan Esar.



 

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A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn’t fit.
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A vacation is like love: anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
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Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
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Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
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The amount of sleep required by the average person is about half an hour more.
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