Groucho Marx was an American comedian and writer who lived from 1890 to 1977.
This is a collection of quotes by Groucho Marx.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho MarxHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho MarxI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxI intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho MarxI never forget a face — but I’m going to make an exception in your case!
Groucho MarxIf I held you any closer I’d be on the other side of you.
Groucho MarxIf you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Groucho MarxMy favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
Groucho MarxOnly one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
Groucho MarxOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho MarxQuote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho MarxThese are my principles; if you don't like them, I have others.
Groucho MarxTime flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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