Groucho Marx was an American comedian and writer who lived from 1890 to 1977.
This is a collection of quotes by Groucho Marx.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.Groucho Marx
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.Groucho Marx
I intend to live forever, or die trying.Groucho Marx
I never forget a face — but I’m going to make an exception in your case!Groucho Marx
If I held you any closer I’d be on the other side of you.Groucho Marx
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.Groucho Marx
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.Groucho Marx
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.Groucho Marx
These are my principles; if you don't like them, I have others.Groucho Marx
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.Groucho Marx
