Mark Twain was an American writer, who lived from 1835 to 1910. His most famous books are “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” (1876) and “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” (1885).
This is a collection of quotes by Mark Twain.
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.Mark Twain
And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.Mark Twain
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.Mark Twain
Everyone is like a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.Mark Twain
How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!Mark Twain
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.Mark Twain
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.Mark Twain
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.Mark Twain
If you have nothing to say, say nothing.Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.Mark Twain
If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.Mark Twain
It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.Mark Twain
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion — several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.Mark Twain
Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.Mark Twain
Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.Mark Twain
Source: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.Mark Twain
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.Mark Twain
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.Mark Twain
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