Ready to die? Here are some proverbs and quotes about smoking.

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A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
(unknown author)

After some time he felt for his pipe. It was not broken, and that was something. Then he felt for his pouch, and there was some tobacco in it, and that was something more. Then he felt for matches and he could not find any at all, and that shattered his hopes completely.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Source: The Hobbit – Chapter 5 – Riddles in the dark

At last Gandalf pushed away his plate and jug - he had eaten two whole loaves (with masses of butter and honey and clotted cream) and drunk at least a quart of mead - and he took out his pipe.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Source: The Hobbit - Chapter 7 - Queer Lodgings
About honey and mead.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
(unknown author)

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
Lara Flynn Boyle

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.

For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking.
(unknown author)

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain

Goodness knows what the striking of matches and the smell of tobacco would have brought on him out of dark holes in that horrible place.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Source: The Hobbit: Or There and Back Again

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Douglas Adams

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying.
(unknown author)

Parents should not smoke in order to discourage their kids from smoking. A child is more likely to smoke when they have been raised in the environment of a smoker.
Christy Turlington

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.

Smoking has become a public declaration of stupidity.
Nikki Gemmell
Headline in The Australian

Smoking is incredibly stupid and credibly stupid.
(unknown author)

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
Liza Minnelli

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

The old pipe gives the sweetest smoke.

The pipe is nearer than the wife.

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror – not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.
David Byrne

Thousands stop smoking every day – by dying.
(unknown author)

Tobacco saps the land, saps the purse, and saps the man.
James Lendall Basford

You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.
Loni Anderson

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