Woody Allen is an American director, writer, actor, and comedian, born in 1935. His most famous films include “Annie Hall”, “Manhattan” and “Midnight in Paris”.
This is a collection of quotes by Woody Allen.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody AllenI believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody AllenI don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody AllenI will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded. Dead.
Woody AllenIn my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody AllenMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody AllenMy one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody AllenSex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody AllenThe brain is my second-favorite organ.
Woody AllenThe difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
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