Woody Allen is an American director, writer, actor, and comedian, born in 1935. His most famous films include “Annie Hall”, “Manhattan” and “Midnight in Paris”.
This is a collection of quotes by Woody Allen.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded. Dead.Woody Allen
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.Woody Allen
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.Woody Allen
The brain is my second-favorite organ.Woody Allen
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.Woody Allen