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Woody Allen Quotes

 

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded. Dead.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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The brain is my second-favorite organ.
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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
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