Bill Bryson Quotes

Bill Bryson is an American-British author, born in 1951. He wrote a number of books such as “A Short History of Nearly Everything” (2003), “Notes from a Small Island” (1995) and “The Mother Tongue” (1990).

This is a collection of quotes by Bill Bryson.

Bill Bryson
Bill Bryson – Photo by The National Churches Trust


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We were idiots really, but awfully happy, too.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Road to Little Dribbling: More Notes From a Small Island

What a joy walking is. All the cares of life, all the hopeless, inept fuckwits that God has strewn along the Bill Bryson Highway of Life suddenly seem far away and harmless, and the world becomes tranquil and welcoming and good.
Bill Bryson
Source: The Road to Little Dribbling: Adventures of an American in Britain

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
Bill Bryson
Source: A Walk in the Woods