Dave Barry is an American humorist, author and columnist, born in 1947. From 1983 to 2005 he wrote a humor column for the Miami Herald. He also wrote several books of humor and comic novels.
This is a collection of quotes by Dave Barry.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Dave BarryThe most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
Dave BarryThe nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
Dave BarryThe thing about religion is that everybody else's always appears stupid.
Dave BarryThe word "user" is the word used by the computer professional when they mean "idiot".
Dave BarryThere is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
Dave BarryWe idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
Dave BarryWhat I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave BarryWhen trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
Dave BarryWithout question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave BarryYou can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave BarryYou can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, "My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!"
Dave BarryYou should not confuse your career with your life.
Dave BarryYour friends love you anyway.
Dave BarryYour hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
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