Erma Bombeck was an American humorist who lived from 1927 to 1996.
This is a collection of quotes by Erma Bombeck.
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Children make your life important.
Erma BombeckEvery puppy should have a boy.
Erma BombeckIf life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing in the pits?
Erma BombeckIt takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erma BombeckSomeone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma BombeckThere's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck