Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck was an American humorist who lived from 1927 to 1996.

This is a collection of quotes by Erma Bombeck.



 

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Children make your life important.
Erma Bombeck

Every puppy should have a boy.
Erma Bombeck

If life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing in the pits?
Erma Bombeck

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erma Bombeck

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma Bombeck

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck