Losing weight

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.

Eat less, taste more.

Eat your vegetables. Brush your teeth. Sweat once in a while. Get plenty of rest. Don't smoke. Laugh more. There are certain tenets to health that are pretty commonsensical and that we all know we should practice routinely.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.

I would rather have an average weight or an average income than an average intelligence.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

If it tastes good, spit it out.

Never eat more than you can lift.

One way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.

You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much.