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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.